Top 25 DJ Jokes and Puns

Updated: 10/31/2025 by David Swirsky

Why did the DJ get a new job at the bakery?
He was great at mixing dough!
How many DJs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change it, and four to complain that the vinyl version of the lightbulb was better.
What’s a DJ’s favorite candy?
A mixer.
Why did the DJ quit his job?
He couldn’t get a good spin on things.
What do you call a DJ that never buys dinner?
A cheap mixer!
Did you hear about the DJ who broke up with his girlfriend?
Apparently, she wasn’t on the same wavelength.
What’s a DJ’s favorite part of a meal?
The fade-out.
Why was the DJ always so calm?
Because he mastered the art of scratching the surface.
What is a pirate DJ’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
The C! (See!)
What did the DJ say to the audience when his set ended early?
That’s all the time we have for this track!
What is a DJ’s favorite vegetable?
Beets.
I asked the DJ to play some classic rock, but he told me to…
…go with the flow.
Why did the DJ get thrown out of the library?
He kept dropping the bass!
What do you call a DJ with a broken laptop?
An air traffic controller.
What’s a DJ’s favorite mode of transportation?
The mixmaster bus.
What do you call a DJ’s pet dog?
A woof-er!
Why do DJs always carry their mixers?
In case they need to stir up the party!
What do you call an empty dance floor?
A DJ’s worst nightmare (or just a really long breakbeat).
Why did the DJ cross the road?
To get to the other spin.
What is a DJ’s favorite piece of furniture?
he turn-table.
I started dating a DJ. It’s been rough…
He keeps telling me to “get my hands up.”
Why was the DJ so bad at fishing?
He kept forgetting his reel-to-reel!
Why do DJs make bad boyfriends?
They always try to fade out of the relationship.
My friend told me he spent $5,000 on a new speaker system.
I said, “Wow, that sounds expensive!”
What’s the difference between a DJ and a slice of pizza?
The pizza can actually feed a family of four.