Top 25 Karaoke Jokes and Puns

Updated: 11/07/2025 by David Swirsky

What’s the difference between singing karaoke and singing in the shower?
Your shower doesn’t have a two-drink minimum.
Why did the singer refuse to do karaoke at the seafood restaurant?
He kept getting stage fright!
My friend said he was really nervous before his first karaoke performance.
I told him, “Just take a deep breath and belt it out!”
I used to be a karaoke singer, but I had to quit.
I kept suffering from mic-ro-phobia.
What do you call a singing camel?
Hum-phrey.
Why did the tomato turn red at the karaoke bar?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a vampire’s favorite song to sing at karaoke?
“Fangs for the Memories.”
What did the judge say when the singer showed up late to the karaoke competition?
“Case dismissed, you missed your queue!”
Why did the chicken join the karaoke band?
It already had the drum sticks!
I heard the local karaoke host is a terrible liar.
He’s constantly pitch-shifting.
What do you call a singer who’s so bad, even the sound system gives up?
A mic drop-out.
The most popular song at my office’s karaoke night is by Adele.
Everyone loves to sing “Hello… is it me you’re looking for?”
What did the man say after singing for eight hours straight?
“I need to change keys on the car and go home.”
Why are singers so good at making friends?
Because they can always pitch in.
What’s a pirate’s favorite genre of music?
R-and-B-argh!
Why are the songs at karaoke always out of date?
Because they never hit the refresh button.
What do you call a snowman doing karaoke?
A snow-tune!
What do you call a cow that can sing?
A moo-sician.
Why did the singer climb a ladder before his karaoke song?
He wanted to hit the high notes!
My karaoke singing is like a broken pencil.
Pointless.
I bought my wife a tiny microphone for Christmas.
It came with a miniature sound system and a tiny stage. I told her, “Honey, that’s just for show!”
What’s the best instrument to bring to a karaoke bar?
A well-tuned earplugs.
Why do singers like roller coasters?
They love the dramatic vibrato!
What did the singer say to the sound guy?
“Give me some more reverb—I want this to be an echo-friendly performance!”
My singing is so bad, I’m pretty sure I could start an anti-karaoke movement.
We’d call it “Vocal Disarmament.”